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VOL. 01 // ARTIFACT

FRIENDS

$34.00

Active Drop: Volume 01. Orders close 11/11/26
Lore

A quiet freeze-frame documenting the most polite emotional severance in the digital archive.

The image captures an unceremonious moment of conversation where all romantic momentum flatlines into six words rendered in lowercase sans-serif: “i think we should just be friends.”

There is no malice in the expression—only pure, rested resignation. It treats heartbreak not as explosive melodrama, but as an ordinary, low-stakes administrative update delivered with direct eye contact. We printed it wide across dense vintage charcoal so the cinematic framing hangs with weight rather than irony.

  • Origin Era: Early Subtitle Tumblr / Cinematic Micro-Blogging

  • Emotional State: Gentle detachment; conversational flatline

  • Format: 35mm film still ratio with centered lower-third subtitle typography

Specifications

Fabric: 260 GSM (7.7oz) Heavyweight Combed Cotton
Silhouette: Boxy, relaxed streetwear drape with dropped shoulders
Collar: 1" high-density ribbed crewneck with twin-needle finish
Print: Breathable soft-hand plastisol / simulated discharge ink

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Shipping & Fulfillment

Batch-printed post-drop. Ships in custom mailers with serialized manifest receipts. Allow 7–10 business days for dispatch.

Care Instructions

Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle)
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low
Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print
Do not dry clean